Time for a vote! "Man Nap" “A man has a thirst,” Jaqen says. They’re looking for the blacksmith Gendry, because he’s one of King Robert’s bastards (but doesn’t know it). So let’s end that with–. "Rebecca's Reprise", "After Everything You Made Me Do (That You Didn’t Ask For)" You never fail to deliver. "Research Me Obsessively", "You Go First" As he searches for the computer, he is caught up in a cycle of violence that there's no escaping from. The girl hopes to leave with Theon. Back in the scene, Cersei feels like she’s constantly under threat. Balon says his daughter will lead his army. and his T-ball shirt and But this definitely ranks up there. "Buttload Of Cats" "What U Missed While U Were Popular", "Hungry Vagina Metaphor" And Craster sneaks up and clocks Jon. He has to . Sam shoos Ghost away, then says to her, “Sorry, I just wanted to make sure you weren’t hurt.”, Gilly looks at him like that’s the nicest thing anybody has said to her. "Gettin' Bi" / I don't! Robert defeated the rebellion and Balon was ordered to send his only surviving son, Theon, to the Starks as ward/hostage. "The Sexy Gonna Do It Song" "You Do/You Don’t Want To Be Crazy" As always, the harder Theon tries to impress people, they less impressed they are. – "I couldn't even say it if I wanted to" Share to [Bad Papa: Episode 25] I couldn’t punch you even if I wanted to. Sounds like she’s made a bad investment. NEXT: Littlefinger’s most lewd brothel scene yet? "I Hate Everything But You" "I Could If I Wanted To" "Thought Bubbles" Now that you’ve taken your backstory medicine, you get sex. You’ll recall last week Robb Stark agreed to send Theon home to ask his father to join the Starks’ fight against the Lannisters. Tyrion snarks: “So has Jaime, repeatedly, according to Stannis Baratheon.”. — Genre: Alternative Rock. "I Feel Like This Isn't About Me", “A Diagnosis” "I'm the Bride of the Pirate King" As we horrifically witnessed last week, all potential heirs to the Iron Throne are being murdered. The song was first heard in the Season One episode "Josh's Sister is Getting Married!". Turns out Papa Greyjoy is impressed Yara, but thinks Theon is weak (which rhymes with meek). Whoop-dee-frickin'-doo! "The Math of Love Triangles", "It Was a S*** Show" There’s just a fisherman who looks like Sam Elliot. But I don't! "Remember That We Suffered", "Santa Ana Winds" "What'll It Be" But I could! "We Should Definitely Not Have Sex Right Now" Of course, if you’re suicidal, you do want to die (or, more specifically, to end your pain through death) but, if you simply want to die, you may not be actively suicidal.Please understand that wanting to die and being suicidal are both serious and dangerous, but I would suggest they are not the same. So Cersei sends one of her cousins back to Robb Stark with their refusal. Yoo Ji-cheol’s (Jang Hyuk) doctor advises him not to fight, or … "Makey Makeover" Yoren is a badass. This is not hyperbole; later, he actually does do this to Kelsey. Brooke: It’s OK.Really. In the castle, Stannis examines his wartime map. Movies. "You Stupid Bitch" "Settle For Me" "The Darkness" If you read the DVD reviews of Thrones on Amazon.com, the amount of sex in the HBO series is probably the biggest point of debate among viewers. like it's so important If I wanted to! "Elated Vagina Metaphor" Although I guess it does if you care King’s Landing: Cersei is furious Tyrion removed Janos Slynt from her game board. “I've Got My Head In The Clouds” But in the mean time He tries to convince his sister that this shakeup is for her own benefit. "Where's the Bathroom?" "End of the Movie (reprise)" Really? Why Is Josh's Ex-Girlfriend Eating Carbs? "I'm Just A Boy In Love" "Time To Seize The Day" " I Could If I Wanted To " is a song performed by Greg Serrano. Jon Snow’s red-eyed direwolf Ghost (more convincing looking than Robb’s direwolf last week, yes?) “I’m not Ned Stark … I understand the way this game is played.”, Small Council Meeting: Cersei listens to Robb Stark’s peace terms. He expects to have a glorious reception waiting for him at Pyke. I don't care. "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Theme" This is news to fans of the book, where Cersei orders the kids killed because she, after all, knows Joffrey is not the real heir. meant to distract us from the pain. "Face Your Fears (reprise)" A sassy young lass offers Theon a ride to his castle. Baldrick: Yeah, and I could be played by some tiny tit in a beard. "Face Your Fears" "Stuck in the Bathroom" Here we meet a key character: Jaqen H’ghar, the long-haired guy politely asking Arya for water. "Romantic Moments" “I’d ask how much,” Bronn says, and it’s not clear what answer Tyrion wanted to hear. Then she tears up his proposal. What's an 'A'? "Sex with a Stranger", "I Love My Daughter" if I did care. "Settle For Me (II)" "Hello, Nice To Meet You" They vow to build him a funeral pyre. One hopes none of those battle figurines are under her. Once again, Tyrion is trying to sidestep the mistakes of the previous Hand of the King. King’s Landing: Tyrion enters his quarters to find Vary’s chatting with his cocky concubine. Sure I could get an 'A' When Will Josh and His Friend Leave Me Alone? Is this conversation actually happening? But I could if I wanted to! Theon has been fooling around with the captain’s homely daughter during his sea voyage. If he won’t or, even more detrimentally, can’t, that tells you a lot about him and could help inform whether you want to stay in this relationship. Tyrion asks Bronn if he’d follow orders to kill a baby. "I'm The Villain In My Own Story", "Dream Ghost" Lukas isn't the only one who wants to get his hands on Burning Man. HBO's epic fantasy drama based on George R.R. “A man does not choose his companions,” Jaqen says. "I've Always Never Believed In You", "The Group Mind Has Decided You're In Love" "Slow Motion (reprise)" Ugh, this is the last time I watch Thrones while eating Greek yogurt. Also, I’ve been pointing out potential Game of Thrones-inspired band names in the recaps since season one. “Without Love You Can Save the World”, “Fit Hot Guys Have Problems Too” "The Math of Love Quadrangles Not Wanted is a 1949 American drama film directed by Elmer Clifton and Ida Lupino and starring Sally Forrest, Keefe Brasselle and Leo Penn. During the episode… "I'm So Good At Yoga" Look at this guy "Trapped In A Car With Someone You Don't Want To Be Trapped In A Car With" "Meet Rebecca!" Who have millions with which to buy “Nothing is Ever Anyone's Fault”, "What’s Your Story" Prostitute B, now finished with Customer B, stands there with you-know-what dribbling down her chin. Episode 6 - Episode 6. May 18th, 2018. The two rush to the hospital, where they wait for the inevitable with their parents and aunt, while they re… We get a debate among the men about whether you fart when you die. "West Covina" There are a ton of changes this season and the show is already super complex without bringing up every switch from the novel). Yara looks just like how I imagined her, and comes across like somebody you’d want to get a beer with. Which I will, eventually, She says Tyrion has always been funny, like when their mother died giving birth to him. Jon says they can’t steal one of Craster’s women. Episode 5 - Episode 5. "I Could If I Wanted To" is a song performed by Greg Serrano. In Season Two the song was briefly reprised im "When Will Josh See How Cool I Am?" We also learn Joffrey was the one who ordered Robert’s children killed. He also learns that everyone except Rossthought he was gay when they first met him. "One Indescribable Instant", "Love Kernels" "West Covina (II)" But Customer B is also watching Prostitute A and Customer A through a peephole. Behind him, a rowboat boat goes into the canal and a rope is pulled across behind it (book readers think: Oh, I see what you did there…). "I Give Good Parent" My season 1 recaps here. He threatens to cut the Gold Cloak leader’s femoral artery. "We Tapped That Ass" / But I could if I wanted— Shae: I don’t think Lord Vary’s likes fish pie. "Women Gotta Stick Together" You don’t want to mess with somebody who considers daily knife sharpening a bigger priority than getting his first cup of coffee. He’s frustrated that he doesn’t have enough men to defeat his brother Renly in open war. “There’s no bigger joke in the world than that,” she claims. Game of Thrones season 6 finale recap: The Winds of Winter, Game of Thrones premiere recap: The Red Woman, Game of Thrones recap: Book of the Stranger, Game of Thrones season 5 finale recap: 'Mother's Mercy', 'Game of Thrones' recap: 'The Dance of Dragons', Game of Thrones recap: Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken. "Slow Motion Oh Thrones. Whoop-dee-frickin'-doo! This chain of voyeurism (which we are also a part of, if you want to get all college-film-class about it) is shattered when Ros’ Customer complains to Littlefinger that she was crying, which ruined the whole experience for him. if I tried. Yoren is a badass. But I don't. "Heavy Boobs" Welcome to the incest club, Theon, but you’re not a full member unless you sleep with Yara after realizing she’s your sister. She looks amused. He also declares he’ll be back later to attack the group with more men. Hand of the King’s chamber: Tyrion treats Janos Slynt to what might be his last decent meal, then questions him about murdering Robert’s bastards last week and killing Ned Stark’s men last season. Rating: Average rating 0.0 . Last week’s premiere had just a fleeting glimpse of random brothel bopping. We could use a pop-up map just for this scene. Watch Honey and Clover II (Dub) Episode 2 - Chapter 2–2 – "But, if you won't come to realize it unless you do that, you should go." "I'm a Good Person" While Theon can be a jerk, his cranky dad is being rather brutally unfair. "Nostalgia Cat song" "Just a Girl in Love" Balon criticizes his son’s fancy dress, accuses him of becoming a Stark, and rejects Robb’s request for help. NEXT: Hm, what forbidden sex act have we not seen in this episode yet? Videos » Dramas » Bad Papa » [Bad Papa: Episode 25] I couldn't punch you even if I wanted to . Unlike their last fight, Cersei is prepared for Tyrion and isn’t going to be hammered by his wit so easily. "So Maternal" "Period Sex" "No One Else Is Singing My Song" “You’ve perfected the art of tearing up papers,” quips Tyrion. Then Littlefinger goes to “comfort” Ros. Not much to say about this scene other than these two are likable here and it’s a rare sunny moment of Westeros happiness. The time for hiding is over. "Etta Mae's Lament" "I Could If I Wanted To (reprise)" "There's No Bathroom" "Oh My God I Think I Like You" (Producer Sony Pictures Television has a secret list of candidates; Trebek's last episode, taped in late October, airs Friday.) The performance itself is a homage to The Verve’s video “Bittersweet Symphony.”. "Farewell, Fair Mustache" If I wanted to describe If I Wanted X I Would Y here, I would go to TV Tropes... wait a minute. "If You Ever Need A Favor In Fifty Years" "Group Hang" This week might have been the most sex-focused hour yet, with many scenes having either characters chatting about sex or practicing some form of it. "Futurama" Möbius Dick (TV Episode 2011) John DiMaggio as Bender. to other guys in ties Littlefinger’s brothel: We might never get a sex scene more bizarre than Littlefinger’s infamous monologue / prostitute audition last year. “It’s all fallen on me,” she says. Patrick: Could you pass the chips, SpongeBob? "Who's The New Guy?" Others (such as Theon’s caustic treatment of the captain’s daughter, and virginal Sam tentatively questioning his Night’s Watch brothers) helped illuminate the characters. The song is track number 20 on the Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: Original Television Soundtrack (Season 1 - Vol.2). And she did. A White Walker? "JAP Battle" I Could If I Wanted To Performer(s): Greg Serrano — First Appearance: ""Josh's Sister is Getting Married!"" "A Boy Band Made Up of Four Joshes" Dammit Tyrion! “Horny Angry Tango” She says, “You’re very brave.”. "I'm Not Sad You're Sad" "The Tick Tock Clock" Discussion time! Turns out they both have wildly inflated expectations. "I Want To Be A Child Star" Cut to: North of the Wall: We’re back to another exciting episode of TLC’s The Crasters. His sorceress Melisandre says if he wants to win, he must give all of himself to her god. ... (Sheen) re-election campaign, because it is an "ode to voting," he says. In Season 2, a new nightmare begins for Lukas Franke. “Back In Action” Which I don't! "What a Rush to Be a Bride", "Where's Rebecca Bunch?" On an episode of The Beverly Hillbillies, Granny has taken up a feud against the Drysdales. share. He also appoints his own hired sword, Bronn, as the new leader of the City Watch/Gold Cloaks. "You’re My Best Friend (And I Know I’m Not Yours)" The HBO version does make sense in terms of the TV characters, though. “First Penis I Saw” Whoop-dee-frickin'-doo! And you definitely don’t want to fight a member of the Night’s Watch whose life can be so dull that he’s actually contemplated shaving a spider’s butt. If you wanted, you could break out the stopwatch feature as an app and make it optional, but either way, the Clock app shouldn't be so permanent. Sam brings her over to Jon Snow and asks if she can leave with them, like he’s found a stray that he really wants to keep. Yeah. "JAP Battle (reprise)" TVGuide has every full episode so you can stay-up-to-date and watch your favorite show You Are Wanted anytime, anywhere. And some (like the whole brothel peephole thing) seemed thrown in for shock value. by Greg after he found out that Josh and Rebecca have been having sex and also living together. He seems to think he could convince her to sleep with him, but we know Cersei wouldn’t consider anybody who doesn’t share her surname. Yeah! North of the Wall: Jon Snow spies Craster carrying out a baby into the woods in the dead of night. "I don't want to have it because it means we don't get Alex," he says. "(Tell Me I'm Okay) Patrick" He then tells her she can have the night off to mourn the child. "How To Clean Up" But I don't! "Sexy French Depression" Littlefinger wipes her mouth, and sends her to Ros’ Customer, and they share a ridiculous lusty kiss. "Duh!" The King’s Road: There’s a rather amusing argument between two of the kids bound for The Wall about the definition of a battle. Makin' millions till' he dies or having a kid? (Also, I think I’m going to stop pointing out deviations from the book. Game of Thrones band name poll! First, I just want to say that this show, despite the fact it starts with a history lesson, is not historically accurate beyond the costume and production design. I could marry you and Bender against your will if I wanted to. He follows and finds … is that a Wildling? But I don't. Littlefinger gives a gripping and sinister lecture about another prostitute he employed who dared to be depressed and how he sold her for some evil client’s experimentation. I Could If I Wanted To (Reprise) Lyrics: Whoop-dee-frickin'-doo! Who cares about throwing a ball "I Have Friends" Maybe I am misunderstanding but I thought that there was a way you could go back and watch episodes … I could make millions "California Christmastime" In yet another adjacent room, we have Littlefinger watching Prostitute B and Customer B through another peephole. One of the men drools over one of Craster’s daughter/wives, who’s wrapped up in so much clothing you can barely make out that she’s a vertical shape. 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